Tom Tom (just_tom) wrote,
Tom Tom
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Рылся в старых файлах и нашёл давно забытое. Из файла 2000 года:

Taoism:

Shit happens

Buddhism:

If shit happens, it's not really shit

Islam:

If shit happens, it's the will of Allah

Protestantism:

Shit happens because you don't work hard enough

Judaism:

Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism:

This shit happened before

Catholicism:

Shit happens because you're bad

Hare Krishna:

Shit happens rama rama

T.V. Evangelism:

Send more shit

Atheism:

No shit

Jehovah's Witness:

Knock knock, shit happens

Hedonism:

There's nothing like a good shit happening

Christian Science:

Shit happens in your mind

Agnosticism:

Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't

Existentialism

What is shit anyway?

Stoicism:

This shit doesn't bother me

Rastafarianism:

Let's smoke this shit



И ещё серию рисунков из жизни тараканов.





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