| Taoism: | Shit happens |
| Buddhism: | If shit happens, it's not really shit |
| Islam: | If shit happens, it's the will of Allah |
| Protestantism: | Shit happens because you don't work hard enough |
| Judaism: | Why does this shit always happen to us? |
| Hinduism: | This shit happened before |
| Catholicism: | Shit happens because you're bad |
| Hare Krishna: | Shit happens rama rama |
| T.V. Evangelism: | Send more shit |
| Atheism: | No shit |
| Jehovah's Witness: | Knock knock, shit happens |
| Hedonism: | There's nothing like a good shit happening |
| Christian Science: | Shit happens in your mind |
| Agnosticism: | Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't |
| Existentialism | What is shit anyway? |
| Stoicism: | This shit doesn't bother me |
| Rastafarianism: | Let's smoke this shit |
И ещё серию рисунков из жизни тараканов.
